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Husband and wife are like

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle.
If 1 tyre is punchered, the vehicle cannot move further.

MORAL:-Always keep extra tyre (Girl Friend)

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and Applause began among the audience!!!

A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was very tight after drinking. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!"

The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.

Trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager gone unconscious.

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed, badly wounded by the boxing gloves.

Moral of the story...
Do not Copy if you can't PASTE

Milk

Teacher: How can you delay milk turning sour?

Student: Keep it in the cow.

What happens to a boy

Teacher: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

Student: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

How To Make A Woman Happy

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6.. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a physiotherapist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37.. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Small Smile