Bollywood:-
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball......
bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man....
the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,
ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram....
Shahruk wins the match.......
Tollywood:-
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power.....
the ball goes far away and umpires are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru wins the match.......
Kollywood:-
Rajni, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power......
the ball splits into "two" 1 half goes to SIX..... The other half goes to four......
Rajini wins the match......
Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-
1) Pentium III & Pentium I -----Bade miyan Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl Alt Del - AkhriRastaa.
7) CrtlC CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) Dumb Terminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anadi
If you do not like dirty SMS don't read this......
A beautiful white dog fell in mud & got DIRTY!!!
ha ha ha......
Great people talk about ideas
Average people talk about things
Small people talk about other people and
the legends never talk they just send SMS like this!
There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes. One Of Them Died, Suddenly Water Increased 1 Liter, Guess How…
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All other fishes started crying …
Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad?
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Sitaji with Raavan.
You are 70% smart
You are 75% sweet
You are 85% naughty
You are 90% cute
You are 100% lovely
Totally you are
70+ 75+ 85+ 90+ 100= 420
So you are 420
