Funny Love Letter

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion) . I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best) . You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ! CALIBE! R (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones) . If our fathers say no , we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better) . They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA-COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) . So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.

Yours
LG (digitally yours).

Bear Says

Bear Says : If I roar in the forest , the entire forest shivers with fear

Lion Says : If I roar in the forest , the entire jungle is in fear

Pig Says : I only have to cough and the entire planet lives in fear

What is confidence?

A 99 year old lady buying a sim card with the life time validity.

Desirable Things

All the desirable things in life are either illegal or expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

Three students did not prepare for a test

Three students did not prepare for a test.They made a plan. They went to the principal next morning and said, "Sir, we had gone for a wedding and our car tyre bursted. So we had to push all the way could not study." The college principal agrees and gives them five days time. After five days all the three students were seated in "different rooms" and the question paper consisted of only 1 question.......

WHICH TYRE WAS BURSTED ?

1.Front right

2.Front left

3.Back right

4.Back left

Funny Poem

Drinking drinking little Beer
How I wonder what a Bar
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a peg with chicken fry

Cheers

Problems may come but u must take it as a " ROYAL CHALLENGE "

Otherwise people will call you an "OLD MONK"

And stick a "BLACK LABEL" to you.

But you must fight like "NAPOLEAN",

Live like a "BAGPIPER",

Strut around like "JHONNY WALKER",

Work till "8PM",

Think like a "DIRECTOR SPECIAL"

And do not forget the cute little "BLACK DOG"

Then your life will be like an "IMPERIAL BLUE"

And if you do above things there will be good value for your "SIGNATURE "

! ! ! Cheers ! ! !