A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant
wife. But accidentally the call went to a cricket stadium.
He asked what is the condition.
He died after what he heard.
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It is ...
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7 are already out.
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3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.
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The first one was a DUCK.
There was a Japanese who went to India as a tourist. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport. During the journey, a Honda went very fast leaving the taxi behind. Thereupon, the man said to the taxi driver, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.
After a while, a Toyota car went very fast leaving the taxi behind and again the Japanese man said , "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi went very fast leaving the taxi behind. For the third time, the Japanese said the same thing, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!The Japanese exclaimed, "What??… so expensive!"
There upon, the driver said back, "Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!
A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic. Then why not a software engineer become a software?
You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college. But do not expect to be a President going to the Presidency College
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell on the ground. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered that there is a bird under the pile of cow dung, and the cat dug the bird out and ate him.
Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone is your friend.
ONE BOY AND TEN GIRLS HANGING IN AN HELICOPTER BY ROPE. THE PILOT SAID OVER LOAD ONE MUST LEAVE.
THE BOY SAID I WILL SACRIFICE...
ALL GIRLS COULD NOT CONTROL THERE EMOTIONS SO THEY CLAPPED..
Hey........I forgot my surname.
Will you let me to use yours!
