Gift

Wife: Last night I saw you in a dream that you gifted me jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah........ and I saw your dad was paying the bill!

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A boy tells

A boy tells his mother that he has seen a boy and a girl sitting at the top of the roof and kissing. His mother tells him that they are going to get married.

Then the boy asks his mother: When is dad going to marry the maid?

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Photo In Wallet

Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. What is the reason?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how big, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am in your life?

Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can be greater than this one?

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Choices

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband: Yes....What are my choices?

Wife: Yes or No.

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Expiry Date

Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...? You have been reading our marriage certificate from two hours.

Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.

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A Boy Wrote A Love Letter

A Boy Wrote A Love Letter From His Blood For A Medical Girl And Said "Please Give Me Your Reply Soon And Surly". Next Day The Girl Replied...........

Blood Group Is B+

Hemoglobin Is 8gm

Sugar Is 120

Pending Fees Is 180/-

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The Bad NEWS

Surgeon: I have some bad news and some very bad news for you.

Patient: OK. Tell me the bad news first.

Surgeon: We received your test results from lab. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS.......! That's horrible.....! What's the very bad news?

Surgeon: I have been trying to reach and tell you this since yesterday.

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