Woman has man in it

1) Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.



2) guy to lady : What is the name of ur car

Lady : I forgot its name but it starts from ‘T’.

guy : ooh...its astonishing......! wonderful.....! your car starts from ‘tea’. My car starts from 'petrol'



3) Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit.
But i really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..



4) Consequences of modern life style:

The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.



5) Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 liter



6) He came at night,
Explored my body,
Got on top of me,
Touched me,
He bit, sucked swallowed &
When he was satisfied
He left, i was hurt,
Bloody MOSQUITO!