two guys were fighting after exam

1) two guys were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
guy1: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
guy1: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.



2) Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: do not joke?
Student : who started it first?



3) Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating
is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education?



4) One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”



5) An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.



6) Dear God,

Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.