1) A man was dying of cancer:
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
2) Chinese was in the hospital, a guy went to meet him.
Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died.
Guy went to China to know the meaning, it was - IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGEN PIPE.
3) If engineers start making films, the names will be:
Current ho na ho,
Aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC aapke pas hai,
Fuse lagaya to darna kya,
Engineer no.1,
Engineering koi khel nahi,
Input wale output le jayenge,
Maine engineering kyu kiya!!
4) No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
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