A place where papa pays & son plays

1) School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her master’s degree.



2) Human brain is most out standing thing.
It functions 24hrs & 365days.
It functions right from the time we born,
And it stops only when we enter inside the exam hall.



3) Some movie titles related to students:

Exams: Socha na tha
Classes: Kabhi kabhi
Question papers: Na tum jano na hum
Copying: Yaarana
Maths2: Asambhav
Maths1: Mission impossible
Environmental sciences: Pyar mein kabhi kabhi
1st semester: Kuch to hai
2nd semester: Yeh kya ho raha hai
Distinction: Kal ho na ho
1st class: Raju bangaya gentleman
2nd class: Dil mange more
Fail: Phir milenge



4) Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear,
Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.



5) Once a guy said to a girl: Madam your sandal is very beautiful
Girl said in angry: shall I remove it
Guy said: Madam your jeans is also very beautiful.



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1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free?
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