Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ok
A white horse fell in the mud

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guy 1 : What are you doing?

guy 2 : Washing myself, of course

guy 1 : Without soap and water?

guy 2 : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.

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My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

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guy1 : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

guy2 : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.

guy1 : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

guy2 : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

guy1 : In the pool.

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Teacher asks a Computer Student:

What are the 3 latest versions of java?

Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil,
kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.

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Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai.

Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.