Heated gold becomes ornament

1) Heated gold becomes ornament,
Beated copper becomes wire,
Depleted stone becomes statue,
Tortured students become… Engineers!



2) I would love
to take u for dinner,
Make u sit beside the candle,
Shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words
in your ear…
“Pay the bill”



3) When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.



4) Its funny when people discuss over
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.



5) guy in an interview to interview person: Do you know english?
guy: Yes
interview person: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of naag panchami?
guy: So simple sir… Naag do not punch me.