A teacher asked his class

1) A teacher asked his class to give example of coincidence.
There was silence for a few seconds.
Then a small boy said “My father and mother were married on the same day.”



2) Bachelor is like Airtel- Aise azadi aur kahan.
After married Reliance- Apni duniya biwi ki mutthi me.
After child Hutch- Wherever u go network follows.



3) A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!



4) guy1: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?

guy2: Yes, Its Post office.



5) An old man needed vitamins for grandson.

old man: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin A, B or C?

old man: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!



6) He was searching high and low, all over the living room.

She asked him: What are you searching?

He: “Hidden cameras”

She: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?

He: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying,
You are watching the star world channel. “How can he know what I am watching?”