Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For U and ur parents.
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Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
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Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
She replied : Higher Studies Man !!!
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Husband on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Husband: No this is her husband speaking…
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Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
" from which mouth to talk "
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
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