A girl removed her jeans and threw

1) A girl removed her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend
And said, “Make me feel like a wife”

Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friend
and said “wash both of these”.



2) What r the 3 fastest ways of communication?

A-telephone
B-television
C-tell-a woman



3) Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:

1.Too many questions.
2.Difficult to understand.
3.More explanation is needed.
4.Result is always fail!



4) Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want to be a pilot.
Vinod: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.