*One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
*A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband made a wish and threw a coin in the well .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while and then smiled saying " It really works ! "
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