Kiss is not like nokia

1) Kiss is not like nokia… Connecting people
Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it.
Kiss is not like pepsi.. Yeh dil maange more
But kiss is like pan parag.. Ek se mera kya hoga.



2) After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”

The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”



3) Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.

Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.

Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.

Mad: Hey police someone killed somebody.

Policeman: Are u mad.

Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.



4) Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.



5) guy to doctor : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
guy : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
guy : ‘What problem?’