I have the perfect son

man 1: I have the perfect son.
man 2: Does he smoke?
man 1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he drink whiskey?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he ever come home late?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
man 1: He will be six months old next Wednesday


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