When do you CONGRATULATE

*Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.



*Four Ants were moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is alone and we are four.



*one good news and one bad news

Good News:

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Bad News:

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