One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: "I've seen that face before". The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.
He says: "of course you have you idiot, it's mine".
Two drunks
Two drunks home after a long nite in a club.
One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: "I've seen that face before". The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.
He says: "of course you have you idiot, it's mine".
One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: "I've seen that face before". The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.
He says: "of course you have you idiot, it's mine".
Foreigner went to temple
Foreigner went to temple and saw people putting coin in box and praying.
foreigner:wow..How amazing! people are talking to God through coin phone without receiver.
GREAT INDIA.
foreigner:wow..How amazing! people are talking to God through coin phone without receiver.
GREAT INDIA.
Har koi
Har koi muskaan mange aapse, har phool khushbo mange aapse. Bhagwan kare ki aapki zindagi mein itni roshni ho, ki bijli gharwale bhi connection mange aapse.
BACHCHO KASAM KHAO
TEACHER : BACHCHO KASAM KHAO, KABHI SARAAB KO HAATH NAHI LAGAOGE, JUA NAHI KHELOGE, LADKI KE CHAKKAR ME NAHI FASOGE, AUR DESH KE LIYE APNI JAAN DE DOGE,
BACHCHE : KASAM KHATE HAI SIR, AISE JI KAR BHI KYA KARENGE !
BACHCHE : KASAM KHATE HAI SIR, AISE JI KAR BHI KYA KARENGE !
LAGAAN REMAKE
LAGAAN REMAKE BY RAJIKANT.
SCENE OF CLIMAX : 1 BALL AND 24 RUNS NEEDED
BOWLER BOWLS, RAJNIKANT HITS.....
THEN BALL SPLITS INTO 4 PIECES IN THE AIR AND ALL 4 PIECES GOES FOR SIX
AND INDIA WINS !
SCENE OF CLIMAX : 1 BALL AND 24 RUNS NEEDED
BOWLER BOWLS, RAJNIKANT HITS.....
THEN BALL SPLITS INTO 4 PIECES IN THE AIR AND ALL 4 PIECES GOES FOR SIX
AND INDIA WINS !
A MAN TOLD HIS FRIEND
A MAN TOLD HIS FRIEND: YAAR DEKH WOH LADKI MUJE HASKAR DEKH RAHI HAI.......
FRIEND REPLIED: OYE THIK SE DEKH WOH TUJE HAS KAR DEKH RAHI HAI YA TUJE DEKH KAR HAS RAHI HAI.........
FRIEND REPLIED: OYE THIK SE DEKH WOH TUJE HAS KAR DEKH RAHI HAI YA TUJE DEKH KAR HAS RAHI HAI.........
papa jaldi meri
son- papa jaldi meri shadi kara do ni to mai dadi se shadi kar lunga.
papa- oye tu meri maa se shadi kyo karenga??
son- kyon,apne b to meri maa se shadi ki hai....
papa- oye tu meri maa se shadi kyo karenga??
son- kyon,apne b to meri maa se shadi ki hai....
The Blue Whale
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!
A man walking along a California beach
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"
forgetfulness
Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
A wife was making a breakfast
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
A woman came home
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
One day
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."So he tied her up and went golfing.
What is the relationship
What is the relationship between coffee shops & wine shops?
Most of the love stories start at coffee shops and end at wine shops..!!
Most of the love stories start at coffee shops and end at wine shops..!!
MUM
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call your Mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Man to God
Man to God: why Did you make Woman so Pretty?
God: so you would Love her
Man: But Why did you make Her So Dumb?
God: So she would Love you.
God: so you would Love her
Man: But Why did you make Her So Dumb?
God: So she would Love you.
YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS REST
DOCTOR: YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS REST & PEACE HERE ARE SOME SLEEPING PILLS.
WIFE: WHEN I MUST GIVE THEM TO HIM?
DOCTOR: THEY ARE FOR YOU.
WIFE: WHEN I MUST GIVE THEM TO HIM?
DOCTOR: THEY ARE FOR YOU.
A man was invited
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house.
Every time the host needed something,
he preceded his request to his wife by calling her
"My Love",
"Darling",
"Sweetheart",
etc.,
etc.
His friend looked at him and said,
"That's really nice after all of these years
you've been married to keep saying those
little pet names."
The host said,
"Well, honestly,
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
I've forgotten her name."
Every time the host needed something,
he preceded his request to his wife by calling her
"My Love",
"Darling",
"Sweetheart",
etc.,
etc.
His friend looked at him and said,
"That's really nice after all of these years
you've been married to keep saying those
little pet names."
The host said,
"Well, honestly,
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
I've forgotten her name."
I have the perfect son
man 1: I have the perfect son.
man 2: Does he smoke?
man 1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he drink whiskey?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he ever come home late?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
man 1: He will be six months old next Wednesday
man 2: Does he smoke?
man 1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he drink whiskey?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he ever come home late?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
man 1: He will be six months old next Wednesday
A family of mice
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
I could go to the end of the world
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
One Day God Tested Me
One Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory &
Asked " Do You Remember Anyone Now ?
I Told Your Name Then God Smiled & Said
" Some Virus Can't Be Formatted "
He Erased All My Memory &
Asked " Do You Remember Anyone Now ?
I Told Your Name Then God Smiled & Said
" Some Virus Can't Be Formatted "
The boy fell in love
The boy fell in love with a girl at second sight because in first sight he didn't know that she was very rich.
Three patients in a mental institution
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the mental institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doctor, I can't swim!"
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the mental institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doctor, I can't swim!"
Talent and Intelligence
What is the difference between
Talent and Intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope
above Niagara falls is Talent.
Not trying such a thing,
is Intelligence.
Talent and Intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope
above Niagara falls is Talent.
Not trying such a thing,
is Intelligence.
College and bollywood
1.college ------- yaadein
2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5.course -------- godzilla
6.exams -------- kalyug
7.examination hall---- chamber of secret
8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ---------- plan
13.examiner ------------- the killer
14.last exam ----------- independence day
15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16.marks ----------- assambhav
17.result ----------- murder
18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta
21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi
2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5.course -------- godzilla
6.exams -------- kalyug
7.examination hall---- chamber of secret
8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ---------- plan
13.examiner ------------- the killer
14.last exam ----------- independence day
15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16.marks ----------- assambhav
17.result ----------- murder
18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta
21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi
when you are crying
when you are crying…..
when you are upset….
when you are sad……
just make a call to me….because incoming is free for me…
when you are upset….
when you are sad……
just make a call to me….because incoming is free for me…
How a boy and girl withdraws cash from ATM?
How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM?
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
*********
How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM.?
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
*********
How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM.?
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
Gay Joke
SON: "Dad,there's a kid in school that calls me gay"?
DAD: "Well, go and punch him"?
SON: "No way. He's so cute
DAD: "Well, go and punch him"?
SON: "No way. He's so cute
A cute new Born
A cute new Born baby asked the Doctor
Do you have Message pack?
Doctor: ya I have but why?
Baby: Send a Message to God that have I reached safely and send My Girl Friend Soon .
Do you have Message pack?
Doctor: ya I have but why?
Baby: Send a Message to God that have I reached safely and send My Girl Friend Soon .
A Funny Advertisement Love Letter
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).
I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best)
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).
If they say no, we will run away and get marry and PHILIPS (let's make things better). They will feel MIRANDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always ! NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS ( made! For each other).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life),
SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) .
Don't worry; it is new COCA COLA (life ho to aisye!).
Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more ).
LG (digitally yours)
I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best)
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).
If they say no, we will run away and get marry and PHILIPS (let's make things better). They will feel MIRANDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always ! NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS ( made! For each other).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life),
SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) .
Don't worry; it is new COCA COLA (life ho to aisye!).
Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more ).
LG (digitally yours)
A Girl comes late to class
A Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl : One boy was following me,sir.
Teacher:So,What?
Girl : That boy was walking very slow.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl : One boy was following me,sir.
Teacher:So,What?
Girl : That boy was walking very slow.
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD, NAMES OF HIS FILMS MAYBE LIKE THIS
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paraya
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paraya
If You Want A Sweet Dream
If You Want A Sweet Dream, Take One Spoon Of Sugar & Put It In Your Eyes.
If You Want Spicy Dreams, Try Chili Powder.
If You Want Spicy Dreams, Try Chili Powder.
cute secretry
Cute secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin.
COLLEAGUE:- what happend?
SHE:- He asked are you free tonight?
I said yes and rascal gave me 50 pages to type.
COLLEAGUE:- what happend?
SHE:- He asked are you free tonight?
I said yes and rascal gave me 50 pages to type.
Husband and wife are like
Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle.
If 1 tyre is punchered, the vehicle cannot move further.
MORAL:-Always keep extra tyre (Girl Friend)
If 1 tyre is punchered, the vehicle cannot move further.
MORAL:-Always keep extra tyre (Girl Friend)
Good Moral
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and Applause began among the audience!!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was very tight after drinking. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!"
The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.
Trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager gone unconscious.
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed, badly wounded by the boxing gloves.
Moral of the story...
Do not Copy if you can't PASTE
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and Applause began among the audience!!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was very tight after drinking. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!"
The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.
Trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager gone unconscious.
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed, badly wounded by the boxing gloves.
Moral of the story...
Do not Copy if you can't PASTE
What happens to a boy
Teacher: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
Student: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Student: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
How To Make A Woman Happy
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6.. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a physiotherapist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37.. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Small Smile
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6.. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a physiotherapist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37.. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Small Smile
Doctor To Patient
Patient: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
Need one girl
Hi!...Need one girl to marry......Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own Bar........cheers..!!
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