What is confidence?

A 99 year old lady buying a sim card with the life time validity.

Desirable Things

All the desirable things in life are either illegal or expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

Three students did not prepare for a test

Three students did not prepare for a test.They made a plan. They went to the principal next morning and said, "Sir, we had gone for a wedding and our car tyre bursted. So we had to push all the way could not study." The college principal agrees and gives them five days time. After five days all the three students were seated in "different rooms" and the question paper consisted of only 1 question.......

WHICH TYRE WAS BURSTED ?

1.Front right

2.Front left

3.Back right

4.Back left

Funny Poem

Drinking drinking little Beer
How I wonder what a Bar
Quarter rates are up so high
Drink a peg with chicken fry

Cheers

Problems may come but u must take it as a " ROYAL CHALLENGE "

Otherwise people will call you an "OLD MONK"

And stick a "BLACK LABEL" to you.

But you must fight like "NAPOLEAN",

Live like a "BAGPIPER",

Strut around like "JHONNY WALKER",

Work till "8PM",

Think like a "DIRECTOR SPECIAL"

And do not forget the cute little "BLACK DOG"

Then your life will be like an "IMPERIAL BLUE"

And if you do above things there will be good value for your "SIGNATURE "

! ! ! Cheers ! ! !

A Husband makes a Call

A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant
wife. But accidentally the call went to a cricket stadium.

He asked what is the condition.

He died after what he heard.
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Guess What would be the reply ...........
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It is ...
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7 are already out.
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3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.
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The first one was a DUCK.

There was a Japanese who went to India

There was a Japanese who went to India as a tourist. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport. During the journey, a Honda went very fast leaving the taxi behind. Thereupon, the man said to the taxi driver, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.

After a while, a Toyota car went very fast leaving the taxi behind and again the Japanese man said , "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi went very fast leaving the taxi behind. For the third time, the Japanese said the same thing, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!The Japanese exclaimed, "What??… so expensive!"

There upon, the driver said back, "Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!