TAX STRUCTURE

1) What are you doing?
Ans : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) What are you doing in Business?
Ans : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) From where are you getting Goods?
Ans : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX & CUSTOM DUTY

4) What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Do you have Staff?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

9) Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX

10) Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX

11) Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

12) Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX

13) How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX

14) Do you have any Wealth?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX

15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

16) Have you purchased House?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE

17) How you Travel?
Ans : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE

18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!


19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY

20) Man : can I die now?
Ans : wait we are about to launch the funeral tax