girl friend and mobile

sir to student : what is the similarity between girl friend and mobile ?

student : sir , both are disconnected when there is no currency

height of stupidity

What is the height of stupidity ?

Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door

swimming pool

Director : you should jump to the swimming pool from 100 feet height

Actor : I do not know swimming

Director : do not worry , there is no water in the swimming pool

starting a business

what is the most important source of finance for starting a business?

Student: "Father in law"

beggar

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

Husband: Why??

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book"How to Cook"

A man once went to temple..

A man once went to temple...

He was afraid that someone might steal his shoes so he left a notice, "DO NOT TRY TO STEAL MY SHOES, I' AM A BOXING CHAMPION"...

When he came back he found his shoes missing... Instead there was a notice "DON'T TRY TO CATCH ME, I' AM AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION IN RUNNING."

If you are married

If you are married please ignore this message, for everyone else.......... Happy Independence Day

Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Doctor: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.