What is the height of technical over dose?
A software professional falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1...F1.. F1... instead of help......
Two Lovers
Two Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
Once there was an Engineer & a Doctor
Once there was an Engineer & a Doctor planning to sell their brains.
Engineer: Because I am an engineer I would sell my brain for 1 million dollars.
Doctor : I think i should demand 5 million dollars. We save others lives and we are the doctors.
Meanwhile a Friend of them (who was listening to these guys)suddenly says:Thats all, this is the cost of your brains, can you guess how much I would sell my brain?
Both engineer & doctor says : How much?
Friend : " I would sell my brain for 50 billion dollars!". To this ,with great amazement both engineer & doctor ask him "Why,what's great in your brain ? He says: because I have never used my brain.
Engineer: Because I am an engineer I would sell my brain for 1 million dollars.
Doctor : I think i should demand 5 million dollars. We save others lives and we are the doctors.
Meanwhile a Friend of them (who was listening to these guys)suddenly says:Thats all, this is the cost of your brains, can you guess how much I would sell my brain?
Both engineer & doctor says : How much?
Friend : " I would sell my brain for 50 billion dollars!". To this ,with great amazement both engineer & doctor ask him "Why,what's great in your brain ? He says: because I have never used my brain.
Two husbands were searching for their missing wives
Two husbands were searching for their missing wives.
One asked another : How does she look.....
Replied : She is fair, tall, good looking, wearing jeans and top etc. Etc. What
about yours...............?
First one: Forget about mine. Let's search for yours.........
One asked another : How does she look.....
Replied : She is fair, tall, good looking, wearing jeans and top etc. Etc. What
about yours...............?
First one: Forget about mine. Let's search for yours.........
Different types of Marketing
Different types of Marketing:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."
Think well.........work well
Think well.........work well.......eat well........sleep well.........play well and throw your phone in the same well...........because your are not messaging me
Behind Every Successful Student
Behind Every Successful Student there is Good Teacher.But what about Failed Student............Beautiful Teacher.
MATHS TEACHER LOVE LETTER
MATHS TEACHER LOVE LETTER:-
My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell
asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says
'Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
The MBA replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
The BE asks, 'What does that tell you?'
The MBA ponders for a minute.
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?'
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
'Practically...Someone has stolen our tent'
asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says
'Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
The MBA replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
The BE asks, 'What does that tell you?'
The MBA ponders for a minute.
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?'
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
'Practically...Someone has stolen our tent'
At 4 Years
At 4 Years
My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.
At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.
At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.
At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.
At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him.
At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.
At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young.
At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.
At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.
At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son.
At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique.
At 60 Years
My daddy is great.
Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st. stage. Realize the true value of your parents before its too late
My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.
At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.
At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.
At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.
At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him.
At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.
At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young.
At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.
At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.
At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son.
At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique.
At 60 Years
My daddy is great.
Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st. stage. Realize the true value of your parents before its too late
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