TEACHER : TUM BADE HOKAR KYA KAROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN
WO TEEN WORDS
TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BATAO JO SABSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
I really loved
Boy : I really loved when you cry badly !
Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy?
Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.
Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy?
Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.
Bullet wala
Bullet wala scooty vali ko: kabhi bullet chalayi hai?
Scooty vali tez karke aage chali gayi.
Bullet vala fir barbar aa ke : kabhi bullet chalayi?
Agay ja ke bullet vale ka accident ho gya
Scooty vali: aaya maza?
Ladka- kamini tabhi to puch rha tha, agar chalayi hai to bata de break kaha hai.
Scooty vali tez karke aage chali gayi.
Bullet vala fir barbar aa ke : kabhi bullet chalayi?
Agay ja ke bullet vale ka accident ho gya
Scooty vali: aaya maza?
Ladka- kamini tabhi to puch rha tha, agar chalayi hai to bata de break kaha hai.
Break-Up Letter
The Break-up Letter:
"When we were together, you always promised me that you'd die for me. Now that we've broke-up, I think it's time you to keep your promise!
"When we were together, you always promised me that you'd die for me. Now that we've broke-up, I think it's time you to keep your promise!
Lie
In this entire world. On an average, a person tells four lies per day.....1460 a year!
and the most common Lie is.......
`I AM FINE!`
and the most common Lie is.......
`I AM FINE!`
The best gifts to be given
The best gifts to be given...
To a Friend-Honesty.
To an Enemy-Forgiveness.
To Parents-Gratefulness.
To God-Your Life.
To me-Your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, Fashion accessories, etc.,,
To a Friend-Honesty.
To an Enemy-Forgiveness.
To Parents-Gratefulness.
To God-Your Life.
To me-Your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, Fashion accessories, etc.,,
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