Baal

Ma: Tu Apne Baal kyun nahi katwata?

Beta: Yo Mom... it's fashion.

Ma: Wo to thik he par Log Teri Behen k liye ate he aur Tujhe   Pasand kar jate he...

Lecture To Student

Lecture Was Going On.. ...Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.. . . 

Lecturer:"Ye Bahar Kyu Chala Gaya.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . 

His Friend:"Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai...