How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
 
Boy : As old as me,
 
Man : How can that be?
 
Boy : He became father only when I was born?

If dentists make hindi movies

If dentists make hindi movies, what the names would be,

*Daant ho na ho
 
*Jaanam brush karo
 
*Aa ab clean karen
 
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
 
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!

TUM BADE HOKAR

TEACHER : TUM BADE HOKAR KYA KAROGE?
 
BOY : SHADI
 
TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE?
 
BOY : DULHA,
 
TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO?
 
BOY : DULHAN

WO TEEN WORDS

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BATAO JO SABSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
 
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA

TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

I really loved

Boy : I really loved when you cry badly !

Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy?

Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.

Bullet wala

Bullet wala scooty vali ko: kabhi bullet chalayi hai?

Scooty vali tez karke aage chali gayi.

Bullet vala fir barbar aa ke : kabhi bullet chalayi?

Agay ja ke bullet vale ka accident ho gya

Scooty vali: aaya maza?

Ladka- kamini tabhi to puch rha tha, agar chalayi hai to bata de break kaha hai.

Break-Up Letter

The Break-up Letter:

"When we were together, you always promised me that you'd die for me. Now that we've broke-up, I think it's time you to keep your promise!

Lie

In this entire world. On an average, a person tells four lies per day.....1460 a year!

and the most common Lie is.......

`I AM FINE!`

The best gifts to be given

The best gifts to be given...

To a Friend-Honesty.

To an Enemy-Forgiveness.

To Parents-Gratefulness.

To God-Your Life.

To me-Your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, Fashion accessories, etc.,,

Social Message

A Social Message To All My Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling......
Because fish swim in water without wearing pampers......!!!

Paani

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

About

Those beautiful eyes,

that incredible body,

intelligent brain,

a sexy lips,

nice smile ...... but

that is enough about me.....

Now....tell me about you.

Shadi Ke din

Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...

Beta: Daddy ladki dein to uski maa mang lun ?

Similarity

Teacher: What is the similarity between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev ?

Student: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!

Longest Sentence

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Student: Life imprisonment!

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.

Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is college main.

Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:

Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna

Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR

Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee

Papa - Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


BIRTHDAY PAR

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.

Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


SHAADI PAR

Maa - Sadaa Sukhi Raho

Papa - Khush Raho

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


BACHHA HONE PAR

Maa - Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai

Papa - Khush Raho

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.

Papa - Mard ban.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...

A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class. .

Prof: why are you late? ?

Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........

Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???

Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...