What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
'I Hate You'
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I finished studying for the exam,U Finished?
Hurts A Lot.
What is the Depth of Facebook?
Teacher : Where is your homework?
Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you
Teacher : Where is your homework?
Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you
Papa ek Ladka
Girl: Papa ek Ladka baar baar 'I Love U' bolta hai,
kya karun?
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Father: Beta us se shadi kar le,
Zindagi mein agar dubara 'I LOVE U' bol de to mera Naam badal dena
kya karun?
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Father: Beta us se shadi kar le,
Zindagi mein agar dubara 'I LOVE U' bol de to mera Naam badal dena
A management student
A management student hugs a girl..
Girl: what non sense this?
Boy: this is direct marketing.
Girl slaps the boy
Boy: what is this?
Girl: This is customer feed back!
Girl: what non sense this?
Boy: this is direct marketing.
Girl slaps the boy
Boy: what is this?
Girl: This is customer feed back!
Condom
Beta: papa condom kya hota hai?
Papa: chal bhag mujhe nahi pata.
Beta: tabhi to hum 8 bhai-bahen hain!
Papa: chal bhag mujhe nahi pata.
Beta: tabhi to hum 8 bhai-bahen hain!
Love is like
Love is like Docomo, do the New.
Mariage is idea
can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows
But
Frienship is Airtel ek atut bandhan
Mariage is idea
can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows
But
Frienship is Airtel ek atut bandhan
How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became father only when I was born?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became father only when I was born?
If dentists make hindi movies
If dentists make hindi movies, what the names would be,
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!
TUM BADE HOKAR
TEACHER : TUM BADE HOKAR KYA KAROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN
BOY : SHADI
TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN
WO TEEN WORDS
TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BATAO JO SABSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
I really loved
Boy : I really loved when you cry badly !
Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy?
Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.
Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy?
Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.
Bullet wala
Bullet wala scooty vali ko: kabhi bullet chalayi hai?
Scooty vali tez karke aage chali gayi.
Bullet vala fir barbar aa ke : kabhi bullet chalayi?
Agay ja ke bullet vale ka accident ho gya
Scooty vali: aaya maza?
Ladka- kamini tabhi to puch rha tha, agar chalayi hai to bata de break kaha hai.
Scooty vali tez karke aage chali gayi.
Bullet vala fir barbar aa ke : kabhi bullet chalayi?
Agay ja ke bullet vale ka accident ho gya
Scooty vali: aaya maza?
Ladka- kamini tabhi to puch rha tha, agar chalayi hai to bata de break kaha hai.
Break-Up Letter
The Break-up Letter:
"When we were together, you always promised me that you'd die for me. Now that we've broke-up, I think it's time you to keep your promise!
"When we were together, you always promised me that you'd die for me. Now that we've broke-up, I think it's time you to keep your promise!
Lie
In this entire world. On an average, a person tells four lies per day.....1460 a year!
and the most common Lie is.......
`I AM FINE!`
and the most common Lie is.......
`I AM FINE!`
The best gifts to be given
The best gifts to be given...
To a Friend-Honesty.
To an Enemy-Forgiveness.
To Parents-Gratefulness.
To God-Your Life.
To me-Your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, Fashion accessories, etc.,,
To a Friend-Honesty.
To an Enemy-Forgiveness.
To Parents-Gratefulness.
To God-Your Life.
To me-Your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, Fashion accessories, etc.,,
Social Message
A Social Message To All My Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling......
Because fish swim in water without wearing pampers......!!!
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling......
Because fish swim in water without wearing pampers......!!!
Paani
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
About
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
intelligent brain,
a sexy lips,
nice smile ...... but
that is enough about me.....
Now....tell me about you.
that incredible body,
intelligent brain,
a sexy lips,
nice smile ...... but
that is enough about me.....
Now....tell me about you.
Shadi Ke din
Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...
Beta: Daddy ladki dein to uski maa mang lun ?
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...
Beta: Daddy ladki dein to uski maa mang lun ?
Similarity
Teacher: What is the similarity between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev ?
Student: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!
Student: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!
Longest Sentence
Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Student: Life imprisonment!
Student: Life imprisonment!
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte
RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is college main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR
Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee
Papa - Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
BIRTHDAY PAR
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
SHAADI PAR
Maa - Sadaa Sukhi Raho
Papa - Khush Raho
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
BACHHA HONE PAR
Maa - Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai
Papa - Khush Raho
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is college main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR
Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee
Papa - Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
BIRTHDAY PAR
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
SHAADI PAR
Maa - Sadaa Sukhi Raho
Papa - Khush Raho
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
BACHHA HONE PAR
Maa - Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai
Papa - Khush Raho
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...
A girl comes late to class
A girl comes late to class. .
Prof: why are you late? ?
Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........
Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???
Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...
Prof: why are you late? ?
Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........
Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???
Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...
Boy asked his dad
Boy asked his dad for a bike...
Dad : why did God give you two legs ?
Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break......!
Dad : why did God give you two legs ?
Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break......!
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