Congratulate

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

MUM

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call your Mother's younger sister and elder sister?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Man to God

Man to God: why Did you make Woman so Pretty?

God: so you would Love her

Man: But Why did you make Her So Dumb?

God: So she would Love you.

YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS REST

DOCTOR: YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS REST & PEACE HERE ARE SOME SLEEPING PILLS.

WIFE: WHEN I MUST GIVE THEM TO HIM?

DOCTOR: THEY ARE FOR YOU.

A man was invited

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house.

Every time the host needed something,
he preceded his request to his wife by calling her

"My Love",

"Darling",

"Sweetheart",

etc.,

etc.

His friend looked at him and said,

"That's really nice after all of these years
you've been married to keep saying those
little pet names."

The host said,
"Well, honestly,
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
I've forgotten her name."