What do you call

TEACHER: Students........... what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

STUDENTS: A Teacher

Funny Answer

TEACHER: Pinky.... name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
PINKY: It is Me!

Math Multiplication Joke

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Who discovered America ?

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

A man went to the library

A man went to the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I have ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were too many characters"

The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

A man was driving well above the speed limit

A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he had out pace the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car speed accelerated to 60, then 70, 80, and 90. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and
pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.

The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said: Listen, Mister, I have a very boring day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go.

The man thought for a moment and said: Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were that officer and were trying to give her back to me.

The design of the sari

Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.

Salesman : Don't worry madam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.

What three words

Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?

Student : I don't know.

Professor : Absolutely correct.

I do not want to marry

Man 1:- I do not want to marry because I am afraid of ALL women.

Man 2:- Get married soon, then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving other women.

Funny Love Letter

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion) . I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best) . You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ! CALIBE! R (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones) . If our fathers say no , we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better) . They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA-COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) . So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.

Yours
LG (digitally yours).

Bear Says

Bear Says : If I roar in the forest , the entire forest shivers with fear

Lion Says : If I roar in the forest , the entire jungle is in fear

Pig Says : I only have to cough and the entire planet lives in fear