A Mechanical engineer

A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic. Then why not a software engineer become a software?

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You can become an engineer

You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college. But do not expect to be a President going to the Presidency College

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A little bird was flying south for the winter

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell on the ground. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered that there is a bird under the pile of cow dung, and the cat dug the bird out and ate him.


Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone is your friend.


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ONE BOY AND TEN GIRLS

ONE BOY AND TEN GIRLS HANGING IN AN HELICOPTER BY ROPE. THE PILOT SAID OVER LOAD ONE MUST LEAVE.

THE BOY SAID I WILL SACRIFICE...

ALL GIRLS COULD NOT CONTROL THERE EMOTIONS SO THEY CLAPPED..


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