Exclamatory Sentence

Teacher: Three girls are walking in the road..........

What is the exclamatory for this sentence?




Student: WOW !


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How many questions

Dad: How many questions they asked in the test?

Son: Five

Dad: How many of them that you could not solve?

Son: First 3 and last 2.


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The Advertisement

What will be the advertisement for petrol in the year 2018?
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Buy eight liter petrol and get a car free


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Coolest Place

Geography Teacher: Which is the most coolest place on Earth?


Student: Refrigerator


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Chemical Formula For Water

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: what are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O


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The NEWS Headlines In The Future May Be Like This

NEWS HEADLINES IN THE YEAR 3050:

*AN ARTIFICIAL SUN IS INVENTED BY ROBO 3820 OF SCIENTIST PETER CHUNG KUMAR OF AMERICAN- CHINESE-INDIAN-ORIGIN. THE ARTIFICIAL SUN WILL BE LAUNCHED IN THREE WEEKS TIME.

*A NEW DISEASE NAMED 'KUKU' FLU WAS FOUND IN MONKEYS LAST SPECIES OF ANIMALS LEFT ON EARTH.

*THE CONSTRUCTION OF FLYOVER BETWEEN EARTH AND MOON IS TEMPORARILY STOPPED DUE TO THE ALIEN STRIKES

*A NEW LAW IS PASSED BY INTERNATIONAL COURT FOR AIR TRAFFIC TO NOT USE MUSIC SYSTEMS WHILE DRIVING PERSONAL SPACE SHIPS.

*THE REASON FOR DEATH OF LEGENDARY POP SINGER MICHEAL JACKSON WAS DISCOVERED BUT NO ONE IS ALIVE TO BE PUNISHED.

*THIS YEARS OSCARS GOES TO MOVIE " THE ROBOT MILLIONAIRE ".

AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW..........CONTROL YOUR WEATHER BY USING YOUR PERSONAL WEATHER PROOFS AND WEATHER CHANGING MACHINES. WE WILL MEET YOU ALL IN NEXT FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THEN.........KEEP WATCHING BLUE EARTH NEWS CHANNEL AND ANSWER QUESTIONS ASKED IN BETWEEN AND WIN A HOLIDAY TRIP TO THE PLANET JUPITER.


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On wedding night

On wedding night, a nervous husband tells his wife, "I am only five feet and six inches......"
Wife says, "...forget the five feet. Lets concentrate on the six inches."


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Skin Meets Skin

When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair and the two balls disappear.
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think......
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its when you blink your eyes.

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One day God suddenly appeared

One day a man was blaming to God for his invisible character. God suddenly appeared to him and asked him to wish anything. The man was very happy and asked a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls.



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God made him a bus conductor of Special Ladies Bus...!

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One morning at a doctors clinic

One morning at a doctors clinic. A patient visits complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and there was nobody. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him and I got back pain"

The second patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car accident. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look very serious. What the hell happened to you? "He replied, "I have been unemployed recently. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The third patient arrives. He looked even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you ?"
" I was sitting in a fridge and someone threw it from the third floor "

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Did you know

Did you know that dolphins are very intelligent that within a few weeks of their captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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